...re hemorhoids...........its a device thats shaped to fit in the arse and then squirt medication to soothe the pain.


......you can NOW see what it feels like to be gay without being gay...could this spawn a whole new load of folk that suddenly think...hey this homo shit dont feel too bad

 

if i was bleeding from my a-hole it wouldnt bother me if the device to cure it was 12 inches long as long as it stopped it from happening

 

PMSL

 

When im browsing the topics I never look across to see who started them but I can always spot one started by you Phil. You should look into creative writing, your mind is a very strange place.

 

...its the first thing i said to my missus..its official i can stick that up my arse and take a squirt without officially being gay...although i must add my girlfriend used to be a man.

 

...i dont feel that folk are feeling this thread...or many many have just chucked there over the counter penis in the bin from shame

 

...obviously a sensitive subject

 

 

mmmmmm then having done that you put the "applicator" BACK IN THE BOTTLE - niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

 

I thougth Phil was taking the piss but just seen the ad myself

 

I can see them becoming addictice. The next morphine. Fail to push... No big rush sort of thing. I'm going to try one. How long before they are being sold by a skinny bauld bloke in a leather jacket in your local?