A bird i snogged ages ago (my mate was right into her, was his mate anyhoo) she jus txt me after weeks, off a new number and said
"this is my new number what u upto tonight, want to come to mine n watch dvd's im in myself"
anyway i said "no im busy n jus gonna have an early night"
so she txt back an sais
"im not far away i'll jus come down to yours then, do u want me to bring anything"
so i txt back "no im goin to bed soon a'll see u another night" an she replies..."im on my way u idiot are you hungry"
so then i txt back, thinking, ah fuck it summit to "do"
"bring a bottle of vodka"
an she sais "ok im nearly at yours..."
then i txt "where r u ya weirdo" n she replied "gettin the vodka ya weirdo"
This was while i had 3 other people txtn at the same time, one being the X.......well i thought this story was quite funny lol.

 

Just nail her and send her on her way!!

 

Funny guy

 

And due to your lack of puctuation I'm fooking baffled too

 

Is this Steve3dr logged into the wrong account??

 

Clearly I've not had enough mind altering substances to find that funny!

 

so true
shes obv gaggin for a shaggin mate, do the deed and tell her where to go, and to leave the vodka

 

I have ahd a few tonite and I am lots

My number is 0124

 

she there yet?

 

well she is persistant, you gotta give her that!!!!!!(hopefully not in a bunny boiling way )


Pugo

 

translator please

 

Is this the bird that likes to play little games whilst on web cam?

Nice call getting her to bring you drink.....even if your M8 does like her you can always bring out the old excuse 'she fed me with that much drink..........'

 

Lol! She probably think you're someone else and is now knocking on the poor fookers door!

 

futt punctuation i was in a rush!!! lol

She aint here yet no, but she jus txt me their as i typed that and told me where to meet her, she's got the vodka what juice do i want with it? coke?

and here i was thinking i was sitting in tonight!

 

Dave, send her round mine!

 

edited the first post for you hard of reading

Daz, sloppy seconds aiiite

 

if i had a place to myslef - id be nailing everythin. Had house for last week, and fuck me im sore

 

herpes??????????

LMAO

 

Ive been fiddled

Was either my mates mate Nicole... Or some other unforseen person

 

lol, totally random post dave, but made for a good read lol

 

I could see that coming

 

Phil, next time warn me, see what happens when you think with your smaller head

 

It was my mate Nicole Bitch lolol

 

Lol no joy!

 

'NICOLE'!!................'PAPA'

 

pahahahahahaha

 

she's gettin it