A lad my brothers girlfriend knows has a Saxo WestCoast with loads of MaxPower style body bits on it. He has swapped the engine for a VTS powerplant and was claiming to her he'd had 160mph out of it.

She said that my bro and I both had modded RST's and he said that they were slow and he'd allready completely whooped me with mine Only time I ever saw him was when driving my sisters cacky 1.1 106 and I wouldn't bother trying to race anything in that as it would probably fall apart

 

no no no, he would win


then he would wake up

 

Go and find him and give him the biggest wedgey imaginable ...oh and a get well card

 

 

Ask him to check it isn't a jap import with a km/p/h speedo

 

Mcpikie where do you get all the pictures from,

 

Come on, you gotta admire them - if only for the comedy effect

ALL Saxo owners claim to have whooped EVERYTHING on the road, inlcuding Cossies, Skylines, Supra's etc.....

I remember one time I was out in my mates nova (1.6GSi - not too slow, stayed with my XR3i everywhere) and we was at a set of lights and next to us was an Audi A4 2.0 sport (quattro, bout 150-170bhp IIRC) anyway he (my Nova mate) nails it off the lights leaving the Audi behind... He was so excited and kept telling everyone how he done this Audi Quattro What he didn't say was the Audi driver was about 50, not racing, and reading a map book and didn't even pull away from the lights till a good 10secs after us

 

Dearest Little Joseph,

I have a secret hideaway of these pictures and such like for the moments that call for the need from the heavens above

 

You do come out with some funny shit.

 

My man, as hard as I try tho................... some people still just dont see the humerous side of it. Ie - Redkop. You know what I say to that mate

 

Whats going on between you two is between you and her.

But some of your stuff on other post has me on the floor it really does.

 

I shall try to keep you amused for as long as possible

 

FPMSL

 

 

fookin apmsl at the picture mc pikie

 

 

Mcpikie gotta agree, you do come out with some top lines.

Townie Monkies makes me every time i see it. good to have some humour on here

 

Pikey aint funny. he is the KING of copy and paste

 

Who gives a fuck about that?

Look at the sig above

 

Check my new one out then Rich!!!

 

Somebody on here 'had' her before - Spiky? or Steve?

 

 

that ugly as fuck bird looks like the sister of sloth from the goonies

 

 

talking of arseholes talkin shit about how fast there cars are, check these daft fukers out, especially the stupid bitch in the 1.4 saxo beatin a cossie





what a pair of wankers

 

she looks like a fuckin great fat ugly biffa

 

yeah pikey u sure are a funny guy

copying and pasting my insults
leeching my pictures, then making vague step-arounds when people ask you where you got them.


just for the record,

he gets them off my webspace, after I've made them.

then posts them everywhere and soaks in the attention

I cant fuckin believe u phil

 

steve N