This has got to be the fecking worst year ever for me and it still gets worse just when I think it cant

Picks up phone ...Hello is that the samaritans?

Come on someone post up some good jokes to cheer this old miserable sod up

 

cheer up dude!! whats up mate? havent looked in the mirror have you?

Oh dont phone the samaritans they will make u want to kill your self

 

Bloody hell, just coz you didn't see me last night you got the mope on!!

I don't know any good jokes (it comes from my fathers side)

Just get Rita to give you a blowie and cheer the fook up!

 

Yeah chin up dude, everyone has years like that, mine was 2001-2002. Absolute pisser mate, but just get you head down and push through it is all you can do.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in the sea?
























Bob. hows that for a joke!

 

see, even doctors recomend it!

 

Tell me about Ntah just when I have a moment of happiness some bastard,kick the virtual shit out of me

I feel like saying fuck I give up

 

u got mail nath..

 

how do mr nath will you be gracing us with your presence on saturday night.

 

Cheers Rich .....

Gav, I'll be the one buying the beers as it'll be yours and Kims big day