wot it is this car runs like crap it has no pick up wot so ever wont even spin the wheels and thats wid piper cams its crap on petrol to any ideas

 

shot in the dark, but my 130ps 1.8 was like that when my MAF was knackered, it's done it a few times (I just keep dropping them on my garage floor - lol)

Get a new one from breakers - give that a go first

Although don't know your engine, someone else might have a better suggestion.