I swear I've had a bullseye tattooed somewhere as every fucker seems out for me.

Just popped over to pick the mother in law up. Come to a crossroads (in a 30) and see a van I thought he was leaving braking late so covered the brakes. The fooker just sailed across the junction right in front of me. Fuck knows how I missed him as my foot slipped of the brake.

Think I'm going to not drive anything for a few days until this wears off. Don't think I have a gypsie curse or anything

 

Fuck man you don't seem to be having alot of luck behind the wheel lately

 

Tell me about it! The kiddie over the weekend and now this. Third time I might hit something

 

Third time lucky

 

I don't like crashing. It hurts

 

That's unlucky mate. Let's just hope u don't crash/run anyone over