Hi all, my name is Gertrud and I've just bought my first blue oval! Never really considered the Focus RS before as I've always been into ferraris. My last car, a silver 360 spyder had to go after a run-in with a couple of RSs near Redbridge.

I tried as hard as I could to stay ahead but the power of the mighty focus was just too much for me. I remember so clearly the tears rolling down my cheeks as I tried to push the accelerator through the floor to keep up with it and then as I pulled over he just sailed past me like some divine sperm-whale. I had to pull over to get a cuppa to calm my nerves soon after and that's when I decided that supercars were no longer for me.

I have had a little look around this site and thought I might invest in a fiesta as well (having a little spare cash after the ferrari was sold) I hear they are no slouches either 0-60 in 5.03 seconds? They also seem to be far superior to any M3 ever made, especially the rubbish E30 so any help and advise on buying one would be greatly appreciated!

Thanks

Gertrud Effinbolocks

 

 

 

Oh dear as above !



Regards Doug .

 

 

 

Awesome first post

 

Why all the crying, I thought you'd all be happy someone has finally woken up to the reality that in the search for speed I am finally King of the motorway racers. I have already booked my place in the Gumball Rally for next year....should turn a few heads

 

I would hazzard a guess at far from his 1st post !




Regards Doug .

 

 

Glad youve seen the light

 

I know, but as a new username

 

Still an Idiot though

Was in Edinburgh this weekend Nice place !

Saw a couple of nice cars Escos mk 1 mexi and mk 2 rs 2




Regards Doug .

 

is he phils long lost brother that was left in asda all those years ago

 

Glad you liked it, shame we couldn't have met up. A wee shout next time

 

ha ha, that'll teach u to go picking on escort turbos b4 gettin wasted by 'said' focus rs. bet focus was well fast yea mate lol.

ive heard of some quick rs's on ebay lately to

 

Deffo mate



Regards Doug .

 

I know...I have tasted my own medicine and it is bitter....

 

 

 

pmsl

 

 

AFPMSL

if ever there was a good enough reason to be allowed more than one username

 

Someone with a 'true' sense of humour..... a refreshing change

 

Fantastic 1st post

Who has earnt themselves a ban in style

Defo agree with Redkop, about time a good sense of humor arrived. Sperm Whale line had me laughing out loud

 

pmsl. what a cracker

 

great first post give this lad full marks>>>

andy

 

Legendary

 

You can't ban me Gertrud is too cunning!!

 

The pain!

 

You spoke too soon!!!