Questions and answers from the Motorshow
A few mates went to the Motorshow yesterday,
Here are some of the questions they asked the reps
Q. Mr highways angency man, do you have the right to stop me on the motorway.
A. well we can try But if you decide to do one we are not aloud to chase you.
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Q. £29000 for your car, why has it not got electric seats?
A. The car may have lots of other fetures you havent noticed.
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Q. if this car really is made by BMW why is it front wheel drive
A. ERRRrrrrrrm
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Q. Do ford still bog the dents in there new cars before they leave the factory?
A. I don't know, I dont actualy work for ford I'm just a P.R. guy
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Q. Do you have anything positive to say about the car
A. NO its a daewoo
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Q. £27000 for that, Its a mini
A. people spend much more on bigger cars
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Q. Can you play the Piano?
A. [very gay voice] No i can't [/very gay voice]
reply - Oh you are a nice boy arnt you
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Q. Is it true that if you listen very closely you can actualy her the car rusting?
A. Have you seen the free stuff we are giving away
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Q. where is your canadian spring water Ice from?
A. errmmmmm......... canada
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Q. Mr police man, if i dont declair my mods to my insurance can you prosecute me.
A. No, but your insurance company can
Reply. But YOU cant do shit ha ha ha
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Q. Hi, if that one's called suzy whats the other one called
A. [stick chest out]Are you talking about these[/stick chest out]
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Quality work lads
Here are some of the questions they asked the reps
Q. Mr highways angency man, do you have the right to stop me on the motorway.
A. well we can try But if you decide to do one we are not aloud to chase you.
=======================================
Q. £29000 for your car, why has it not got electric seats?
A. The car may have lots of other fetures you havent noticed.
=======================================
Q. if this car really is made by BMW why is it front wheel drive
A. ERRRrrrrrrm
=======================================
Q. Do ford still bog the dents in there new cars before they leave the factory?
A. I don't know, I dont actualy work for ford I'm just a P.R. guy
=======================================
Q. Do you have anything positive to say about the car
A. NO its a daewoo
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Q. £27000 for that, Its a mini
A. people spend much more on bigger cars
=======================================
Q. Can you play the Piano?
A. [very gay voice] No i can't [/very gay voice]
reply - Oh you are a nice boy arnt you
=======================================
Q. Is it true that if you listen very closely you can actualy her the car rusting?
A. Have you seen the free stuff we are giving away
=======================================
Q. where is your canadian spring water Ice from?
A. errmmmmm......... canada
=======================================
Q. Mr police man, if i dont declair my mods to my insurance can you prosecute me.
A. No, but your insurance company can
Reply. But YOU cant do shit ha ha ha
=======================================
Q. Hi, if that one's called suzy whats the other one called
A. [stick chest out]Are you talking about these[/stick chest out]
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Quality work lads
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