I just got me incar neons delivered today........

How cool am I?

Thing is, if I see my car and forget it's mine, I'll smash it up with a lump hammer.

 

Sad............. so very sad.

There is a lad at our work who has a Halfrauds store car. His car gets worse and worse each week.

Lexus lights, neons powered by a 'dual' cig lighter, 15" Fox rims






I feel so sorry for his missus having to be driven round in that. His idea of having a sub is not for want of his system sounding better/having more clarity. It's "So everyone can here you pumping down the street init!! Safe guy"

 

lmfao

 

PMSL at Pikies workmate, but theres so many of them around?? An enclosed space, 40 gallons of Super Unleaded and a match.....

I'm not even gonna try justify buying them as anything other than I want to embarass the fook out of anyone that knows me.

Stay tuned for vinyl decals all down the side, of me in all my favourite speedo trunk wearing catalogue poses.

 

I have threatened to do his car on numerous occasions............... mainly when he parks next to mine

I asked him has someone run into the back of him and smashed his lenses the other day, he was like "Listen guy, them lights is the bollocks yeah, nearly every feature car in Max and fast car has them"

My response was something along the lines of "Exactly...... baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

 

This guy sounds cool, do you reckon he'd hang with me?

I'll quickly go out and buy a Moschino beanie hat.

 

It will look like a fookin Fish Tank with then neons in it

 

FISH TANK!!!????

Thats given me some ideas.......

Anyone got a large plastic treasure chest and possibly a skull?

 

 

ARE YOU BEING SERIOUS PADDY!!!!!


GOD help you if you are

 

Sell you some outside ones two if you want

Only got two long ones as the short tubes went in my boot for my install.

£20