just opened this email

would be nice tho
note the good use of spelling and grammar lol


--- john <williamjohn@sudanmail.net> wrote:
Attn;My Dear Friend ,

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transffered under the cooperation of a new partner from paraguay. Presently i'm in paraguay for investment projects with my own share of the total sum.meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and attempts to
assit me in transffering those funds despite that it failed us somehow.

Now contact my secretary in BENIN his name is EMMAUNEL RAPHEAL,his email; emma_raph005@yahoo.ca

ask him to send you the total $800.000.00 (EIGTH HUNDRED THOUSAND US DOLLARS ) certified bank draft which i raised in your favour for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter.i appreciated your efforts at that time very much.so feel free and
get intouched with my secretary EMMAUNEL RAPHEAL and give him youraddress where to send the draft to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time.in the moment, i'm very busy here because of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally,remember that i had forwarded instruction to the secretary on your behalf to receive that money,so feel free to get intouch with EMMAUNEL without any delay.

best regard

BARRISTER WILLIAMS JOHN


__________________________________________________


My reply:

well fuck your mumma sideways!!

so your telling me im now toatlly minted from doing sweet FA, not even selling a shipment of crack cocaine to some filthy crack whores, and certainly not helping you out with any dodgey goings on you scamming pair of c*nts!

can you just send me a dirty great yacht and a cadburys creme egg in the post instead of a bankers draught, as you see i dont currently have a bank account as after i mutilated 184 paraguans for pissing on my bonfire i have been on the run from the law as they want to lock me up and introduce me to bubba for the next three and half years for a good bum raping.

i eagerly await your reply, and please can you make sure the yacht is full of gas as i need to try and get as far away from here as possible

yours faithfully,

Isacc Hunt

 

Worst thing is.. some people actually fall for that bullshit

 

top stuff lol!

 

Nice reply

Wonder if they'll be back in touch?

 

i cant see how

unless they are properly stupid

i want EIGTH HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS too

 

Fudgeee I want an eigth too

 

I've just sent an email there as well - just to liven things up a bit

 

lol good lad

of course the word c*nt was only edited for here

no reply yet lol

 

arse, got an undelivered mail notification, the fukkas inbox is full

 

class