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well it was stupid thing to do

 

FPMSL! quality

 

it was a stupid question to ask!

 

Your a hero we all want to say something like that but never have the guts 2

 

PMSL

I laughed my cock off when you sent me that in a text

Hope all the cars are doing well and i hope you are using them Autobahns to the full potential, I know Karl will be

Keep me posted mate

 

thought it was gonna be a joke at first.well funny tho pmsl

 

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Long ago (around 1986 IIRC) some friends and I were on the way from Albany, New York up to Montreal, Quebec for a fun weekend of booze and women.

We got stopped at the border by the RCMP with the usual questions.

'Are you carrying any illegal drugs or firearms?'

Some wiseguy in the back decided to reply with 'what do you need??'

We were there for about 4 or 5 hours....and sober by the end of the time. It wasn't any fun after that

Border guards have NO sense of humor whatsoever

 

Jake

Just be carefull of the shaded bits on the track

Have Fun

 

I was on a flight going into LA once, and the bloke I was joining the ship with, when filling in the little green customs form, ticked YES to the following 3 questins

Have you, or any member of your family, ever been involved or associated with the Nazi Party?

Do you intend to commit terrorist acts against the goverment of the United States or it's Allies?

Are you carrying any illegal drugs?

It was hilarious, (for me.....), when they took him away at customs! He didn't join the ship till the next port! 8 days later.... Bet his arse was sore!

 

AROFLOL

I remember watching summat on TV and this Irish guy, pissed as a fart was trying to board a plane and they asked if he packed the bag himself. And he said "yes, don't worry I made sure all the semtex is well wrapped" He was joking but then the pilots got word of it, chucked him off the plane, the plane was delayed for hours, all the passengers pissed off, fooked up the schedule for the other departures and landings, invoked an airport security panic and the irish guy jsut opened another can of beer

 

Your lucky they have let people refuse to travel and have been people jailed for those sort of comments.

Just remember that the people in the toll booths are linked to the secuity office and if you make silly comments they note your registration and have ways of getting you back.

Trust me be careful what you say I know beauce I work there

 

u dodgy bastard- i think u got away lightly!

 

Why they ask if you carry guns is a lot of handgun owners now shoot in france

Bollox the one day I cant be arsed to go in you lot go through

 

PMSL That's quality

 

nice

 

could have had a similar situation when we went to the Ring last year - we all had those hand-held radios, and we approach the booth, pastie goes 'cheeser get those immigrants out of the boot before the barriers.." needless to say we buried him and took the radio off him for the rest of the trip Luckily the goons didn't hear anyone's radio.

 

Like Oranoco, the first time he got pulled by a cop they asked him

"Is this car registered in your name sir."

"No, I only stole it 20min ago."

They took him away and locked him up for the night

 

funny BUT didnt someone get jailed for the same thing on a plane