I was on a flight going into LA once, and the bloke I was joining the ship with, when filling in the little green customs form, ticked YES to the following 3 questins

Have you, or any member of your family, ever been involved or associated with the Nazi Party?

Do you intend to commit terrorist acts against the goverment of the United States or it's Allies?

Are you carrying any illegal drugs?

It was hilarious, (for me.....), when they took him away at customs! He didn't join the ship till the next port! 8 days later.... Bet his arse was sore!