Anyone heard anything from him recently??

Whats he up to?

I've not spoken to or seen him for AGES!!

 

Ask Lee

 

last i heard he was being hunted down by debt collectors from the bank of porkie ltd.

 

pmsl

 

 

So he took a loan off porkie then did a runner? is that what your saying?

 

eh?

Whats that all about?

 

Yes But he lied about the amount he had borrowed first and tried to say that it was an honest 'mistake'

I believed him at the time...

His actions now quite clearly show he was ALWAYS lying... as is a knocking streaky piece of piss coonnnnnt

And you try to help people out

He paid back all but Ł500. Mike knows his address... but I'm like Naomi Campbell and I don't get outa bed for less than Ł2k

 

So the rumours I heard about Luigi the spanish au pair were wrong then?

 

Thats a shame, my lawn needs mowing and the car washing

 

cor never heard that, cheeky boy!

 

I didn't know anything about any of that!! Very surprised

 

Unlike if naomi campbell was in it, if you were i would HAPPILY pay you 2K to get out of my bed

 

Bang out of order!

 

I would offer to help mate!


BUT my Gardener comes on a Thursday and my car cleaning bod comes on a saturday morning

 

Spot on, lend me Ł1500 then and you can whistle for the repayments you lazy rich coont

 

 

I take it Lewis wont be attending any of the shows this year then?

 

porkie, put me on the list for the other 499 that fella doesnt want, im not too proud to accept a bit of charity

 

i need a 3dr front bumper, wanna give me the one off yours porkie, than you can get a 24 carat gold one made up, mike would love you for that

 

Dan, when i saw that you had posted, i thought you were going to ask for the other 99 pence i forgot

 

It is a real shame when this type of thing happens as it goes against good human nature and the positive spirt of the BB,


Mike

 

I do have a geunine spare actually.... its got a 500 splitter on it as well.

Sadly my new years resolution is to stop giving stuff away!!!!... although I must admit you are really pulling on my heart strings with your tales of poverty!!

 

SBD16V know's someone who will go and fetch it for you Porkie if that helps?

He'll collect his collection fee off of Lewis too while he is there, so you wont even have to pay him.

he's very persuasive

 

 

Porkie, dont let him sucker you into it.

His new wife doesnt really need to eat EVERY week or have shoes without holes in the bottom of them to keep her feet dry on the way to work, let him spend his money on a bumper and let her go without, its not like its going to make her happy anyhow, as her life is already a misery anyway cause she is married to dan.

 

 

The Bumper and splitter are all sprayed up and ready to go on....

AND you just know that Sods law says whilst I have a spare I will never need it... where as you just KNOW as soon at I give it to Fudgeass I will have huge crash the next day

 

Yeah but if you DO have a crash, wouldnt you must sooner spend 5 grand on a custom carbon fibre one with your family crest inlaid in gold rather than just bolt a spare one on anyway?

 

porkie it a 3dr item or a 500 one?

goes simons on the 29th and need to sort a bumper for then

 

PS

sorry, i said "bolt on" i meant "get one of your servants to bolt on"

apologies.

 

i thought you were taking the piss at first porkie, but it seams not so

well, you could always loan it to me, so if you ever need it back, as its yours you can have it back no problem lol.

ps chip, out of the pittance i earn each month, the ony cash i give the wife is to cover bills and the mortgage, as the bills are all in her name

i owe her a few hundred quid too as she paid my car insurance

i fucking hate having no cash

ps im just off to the accounts dept to collect the cash advance from expenses

 

Dan, why the fuck do you think i had the sense to stay as an IT consultant 4 days a week

 

Sorry Ryan is just a boggo 3 door one. AND as its my insurance policy its NOT for sale!

 

hold on lee, im curious on one thing.

you say he lied about the ammount he borrowed?

well, how did he manage that? surely when you handed over cash you knew how much you handed over?

or did you just give him your amex and pin number and ask him to run up the cashpoint for you?

 

I gave him Ł2500. He gave me back Ł1500 3 months LATE and said thanks alot....

about 6 months later I asked about the rest and he said he had had paid I said errr you still owe me a grand don't you. He said no... Fortunatley I had done it by online transfer and so had the records and checked online how much I gave him.

Fortunatley I had done it by online transfer and so had the records and checked online. If it was cash I would have just thought I had made a mistake and trusted him!!!!

He paid another Ł500 and has not been seen for a year now I guess?

 

Never would have expected that from him Lee, he seemed sound as fuck and i know at the time he was REALLY greatful for you helping him out cause he told me all about it.

 

ok, that makes sense

 

what a c*nt. ive known lewis for a while and always thought he was sound, always seemed friendly and helpful etc. not seen or heard from him since last years totb qualifying last year at brunters tho.