i thought you were taking the piss at first porkie, but it seams not so

well, you could always loan it to me, so if you ever need it back, as its yours you can have it back no problem lol.

ps chip, out of the pittance i earn each month, the ony cash i give the wife is to cover bills and the mortgage, as the bills are all in her name

i owe her a few hundred quid too as she paid my car insurance

i fucking hate having no cash

ps im just off to the accounts dept to collect the cash advance from expenses