FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long
One who thinks before he speaks
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I want him to be gainfully employed, and when I spend his cash, he's
not
annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my back and begs to do
more.
Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind
And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I want this man to love me to no end, and always be my very best
friend.










MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac
With huge boobs
Who owns an off licence and a speed boat.
I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a crap.