...how you cant take ANYTHING that ANYONE says at all seriously until at least 12pm today

 

yep

 

Yeah, id forgot about april fools and my sister came in saying 'theres two coppers round the back, theyre on the drive looking at your xr2 !!'

So im trying to get my shoes on as quick as i can whilst telling her 'those fuckin bastards best not be touching my car etc etc !!!'

And then it dawned on me...........bitch.

 

 

True I got into work a little late this morn as I overslept... Soon as I get in, the controller bloke says to me "your first job is running a tad late, will be here at about 9am" SO I say "okay, what is it?"

He says "Porsche Cayanne - all rounder" (meaning EVERY bit of glass needs doing)

I just went : and said "are you fucking nuts? I ain't gonna get all that done in one day" (bear in mind that each front door takes a tad over an hour, and the fixed rear quarter light's take about an hour and a half each : the entire back part of interior has to come out, including the headlining, and 3 air bags Screen is 2hrs + and you can't do it on your own, etc)

He just laughed, let me carry on for a few mins before asking me i I knew what the date was

Fooking c000nt