True I got into work a little late this morn as I overslept... Soon as I get in, the controller bloke says to me "your first job is running a tad late, will be here at about 9am" SO I say "okay, what is it?"

He says "Porsche Cayanne - all rounder" (meaning EVERY bit of glass needs doing)

I just went : and said "are you fucking nuts? I ain't gonna get all that done in one day" (bear in mind that each front door takes a tad over an hour, and the fixed rear quarter light's take about an hour and a half each : the entire back part of interior has to come out, including the headlining, and 3 air bags Screen is 2hrs + and you can't do it on your own, etc)

He just laughed, let me carry on for a few mins before asking me i I knew what the date was

Fooking c000nt