My neighbour's just been round, nice girl but after this mornings shenanigans I have now decided not too bright.

She's been looking at buying a new car for a little while, had an 'X' plate MGF and had nothing but trouble with it. She's been looking at 206's, Clio's etc - girly type cars basically but couldn't make her mind up what she wanted.

Knock on my door this morning, there she is all excited 'come and see my new car, come and see my new car'. Goes outside and there it is in all it'g glory..............

a brand new bright red Nissan Almera..................

Oh dear.............

I stood there, pinned a smile on my face and said 'that's nice'..............

 

does she do Anal

 

Probably have to show her diagrams and explain it...............

 

just say it's a routine check up, that all friends do for each other

 

Make sure you've had a few pints first though mate if you get my drift.......... I wouldn't !!!!

 

At least it will be about 2 million times more reliable than an MGF, 206 or clio!

 

Silly bint


Nissan do make good engines though


I had no problems with the 2 gti-r's ive had
i know there is a bit of a difference



Ben

 

ha ha, LMFAO