Yesterday I got up to go to work at just before 5am, the dog isnt happy as she's heard something, lets her in the garden, charging around not very happy, I opens the front curtains to see a body in dark clothes crouched next to my car, SPUDS i thought, grabs the 6 cell maglite, quiet as i can unlocks and opens the front door, has a sneaky peek and se's the body inbetween my car and the sidewall on the house, just about to charge out, adrenalin pumping through me and i see's the end of a gun,
Oh poo, then the guy turns to me, I see Police on his cap and tells me to be quiet and go back in the house, Pheeeeeewwwwwweeeee

5 mins later street full of coppers, They have raided 2 dealers who live on our street

15 mins later, i gets a visit saying sorry for any inconveniance, asked why i was up so early, explained and that i could now go to work.

Thank fuck i didnt twat him over the head

 

i had a similar experience,heard a noise outside at 5am when i was up to go for a piss...opened the door and there was a riot van up my driveway feckin shit myslef

they were away to arrest one of my neigbours

 

would a been funny if you norped him on head though ha ha , well at least it want a scumbag thief!

 

that would be funny if you hit the coont -- but im sure you would getaway with it under those circumstances.

 

lol fook that, must be quite scary thinking about it. Guy with a gun next to your car at 5am?

 

tis a god job you didnt twat him.

sure you would have had a good enough reason to get off tho

 

Thats it,
I was big and hard enough to want to twat him with the Maglite,
Saw the gun and did abit of a botty burp
Fook knows what i would have done if he wasnt a copper, probably just follow through or summat

 

LMAO at the "6cell Maglite" Excellent "Tool"

I have one also. lol