Yesterday I got up to go to work at just before 5am, the dog isnt happy as she's heard something, lets her in the garden, charging around not very happy, I opens the front curtains to see a body in dark clothes crouched next to my car, SPUDS i thought, grabs the 6 cell maglite, quiet as i can unlocks and opens the front door, has a sneaky peek and se's the body inbetween my car and the sidewall on the house, just about to charge out, adrenalin pumping through me and i see's the end of a gun,
Oh poo, then the guy turns to me, I see Police on his cap and tells me to be quiet and go back in the house, Pheeeeeewwwwwweeeee

5 mins later street full of coppers, They have raided 2 dealers who live on our street

15 mins later, i gets a visit saying sorry for any inconveniance, asked why i was up so early, explained and that i could now go to work.

Thank fuck i didnt twat him over the head