fooken spider. not sleepin now for shit
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fooken spider. not sleepin now for shit
just found foooooken mssive spider in my room and I hate the fuckers. My girlfriend tried to get it 
but dropped it. disppeared now 
no way am I gona be able to sleep now
I tell ya. was one of those bird eating ones bout 2 foot wide 
but dropped it. disppeared now no way am I gona be able to sleep now
I tell ya. was one of those bird eating ones bout 2 foot wide
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I tell ya. was one of those bird eating ones bout 2 foot wide
Even still, I fookin hate the evil little fuckers. It is true that if they didn't exist we would not exist either (food chain an all that) but even so, - I don't trust anything with more eyes than I have
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Know how you feel mate.
This morning at around 6am, I woke from a proper deep sleep and looked directly behind my headboard on the wall (behind me) to find a huge spider. Don't know how I sensed it, but glad i fecking did. Think I have a sixth sense for them now.
I squished it, then went straight back to sleep
Hate the basts, especially when they leg it!
*Looks nervously around the room before he gets into bed
This morning at around 6am, I woke from a proper deep sleep and looked directly behind my headboard on the wall (behind me) to find a huge spider. Don't know how I sensed it, but glad i fecking did. Think I have a sixth sense for them now.
I squished it, then went straight back to sleep
Hate the basts, especially when they leg it!
*Looks nervously around the room before he gets into bed
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Here's a Huntsman spider I found a few months ago in my laundry.
It was no joke about 13 cm wide!!!!
My dad tried to swat it, but it was SO fooking fast!!!
We then emptied TWO cans of insecticde and it finally carked it about 5 mins later!!
Its body is now stuck between the fly screen and window and no one is game to move it!!
It was no joke about 13 cm wide!!!!
My dad tried to swat it, but it was SO fooking fast!!!
We then emptied TWO cans of insecticde and it finally carked it about 5 mins later!!
Its body is now stuck between the fly screen and window and no one is game to move it!!
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Huntsman are fookin EVIL!!!
Speshily the Green Huntsman, typically known for thier aggressive nature and short temper
My Aunt lives in Oz so keeps telling me all this shit about the lil eight-legged bastids And I keep having to tell her to fook off
Speshily the Green Huntsman, typically known for thier aggressive nature and short temper
My Aunt lives in Oz so keeps telling me all this shit about the lil eight-legged bastids
And I keep having to tell her to fook off
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Here's a Huntsman spider I found a few months ago in my laundry.
It was no joke about 13 cm wide!!!!
It was no joke about 13 cm wide!!!!
and thats the reason why I refuse to go to australia EVER!!!!!!
I have had some bad experiences with spiders. Waking up in the night cos I have sensed they are there ON MY HEAD tried to brush them off and heard them scream
spiders do scream,lol.threw one off my head once at night, sat up, and saw this thing, which I swear was a tarantula, lol, speed off across my carpet. Slept on the couch down stairs for 3 nights because of that
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just found foooooken mssive spider in my room and I hate the fuckers. My girlfriend tried to get it but dropped it. disppeared now
threw one off my head once at night, sat up, and saw this thing, which I swear was a tarantula, lol, speed off across my carpet. Slept on the couch down stairs for 3 nights because of that
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I have had some bad experiences with spiders. Waking up in the night cos I have sensed they are there ON MY HEAD tried to brush them off and heard them scream spiders do scream,lol
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I know how you feel mate, i fookin' hate the things aswell!!!!
Woke up once with something on my face, got up looked in the mirror, to my horror this fooker was sitting over my eye, fooked it across the room, grabbed me quilt and pillow and slept in the lounge
Went in my room in the morning to find it, it was on the wall, so i got a PINT glass and tried to put it over the fooker, and it wouldn't fit, it was too bloody big, so i used my dustbin and a hair brush to get it off the wall, walked straight out the front of my house and dumped it across the road
And then watched in disbelief that the coont then started marching towards the house again
so he got squished on the road 
come on then, waiting for the
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Rich_w, yeah , seen those before. would deffo die of shock if I encountered that bastard
SmokeStoner, highly amusing. not for you though
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highly amusing. not for you though
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man i looked at the time you wrote this post and you must be as scared as i am... I fuckin hate spiders... I mean from the smallest to the biggest..
watch me run of screamin!!!!
Bow to the spider... or he shall look at you all scary with his 8 legs and... ewwwww scared ma self now!
watch me run of screamin!!!!
Bow to the spider... or he shall look at you all scary with his 8 legs and... ewwwww scared ma self now!
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From: *PF TERRORISTS CARTEL* Bin flocking Youngens :cry:
Originally Posted by Big AL
Just to cheer you up, If you catch it have a look for another one as they are normally in pairs.
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Originally Posted by Big AL
Just to cheer you up, If you catch it have a look for another one as they are normally in pairs.
Big al your really not funny mate