I know how you feel mate, i fookin' hate the things aswell!!!!

Woke up once with something on my face, got up looked in the mirror, to my horror this fooker was sitting over my eye, fooked it across the room, grabbed me quilt and pillow and slept in the lounge

Went in my room in the morning to find it, it was on the wall, so i got a PINT glass and tried to put it over the fooker, and it wouldn't fit, it was too bloody big, so i used my dustbin and a hair brush to get it off the wall, walked straight out the front of my house and dumped it across the road
And then watched in disbelief that the coont then started marching towards the house again so he got squished on the road

come on then, waiting for the smilies