PONDERING ON THE PICTURE

 

 

id drive straight over that lad

 

I was driving back to swindon from devon one night in my RS 2000, I stopped to pick-up a guy on the M5 at about 2am, just coming up to bristol. He was standin on the hard shoulder with a bird, waving me down. , being the nice guy i am i stopped to ask him what was up, he said he ran out of petrol would i mind giving him a lift? I said no probs, and as he opened the door, 2 more birds jumped out from behind the bushes at the hard shoulder . I realised as soon as they got in they were all smackheads but it was too late to do anything , so, I start driving, speed up to 130 mph and just keep it nailed all the way up to the m32, and all the way to Bristol , driving like a wanker trying to get pulled over and wouldn't you know it, there wasn't a copper in sight , the guy was going "fook me, this goes ok dosn't it??", I was shittin meself cos there were 4 smackheads in my car , and they were arranging collecting their "gear" on their mobiles . So, eventually got to Bristol, dropped them at the shell just off the M32 junction, and the guy gave me Ł20 and they all got out I was goin to call the cops, but I thought it would be a bit harsh, as they had been ok really, but I would never ever stop again, really makes you realize what a dodgy situation it was

 

 

 

No chance i used to pull up ask em where they were going and then when theyre getting there gear ready to get in id fuck off Tight i know but fucking funny

 

Brother used to do the "stop 500yrds down the road" see them run then pull away.

 

 

Not a Fooking chance, you don't know who your picking up!!

 

just tooooo many feckin weidos out there! done it once long time ago......... NEVER AGAIN.

 

Used to do that all the time, even did it to some pikey fucker on crutches once! Serves him right for looking like a prick!

 

 

i am tempted, get rid of the apprentice who rots in my passenger seat!!