bugger off that's lewis with his farmers accent!!

anyway!! get with the programme... soft furnishings what can I blag?

reckon I can use it to buy some curtains made from the shavings of pamela andersons pubic regions? wonder if an ebay receipt will count?

yeah I was thinking stuff that won't swap from one house to the next... so should be alright for tins of paint and stuff as I aint scrapping the stuff off the walls!