Speaking of girl friend problems (Sorry to hijack thread) ive just got this email off my bird possibly soon to be Ex as were not getting on at the moment

BIRD

D'ya fancy a couple of beers tonight, we haven't spent time since Friday night/Sat morn ? Would be nice to see you. Have missed you :-(

ME

Cheers but im going home to bed - heeds bouncing - im gonna watch the football celebrations as I didn't see anything yesterday n have an early night

Id just end up shouting at you as im still pished off about us

Maybe another night

BIRD

Hopefully this is just a bad patch but if it's more I would hope we could talk amicably as I still have all your things. We have gone out for a while and I would hate us to hurt each other by being nasty. I understand your distance, I guess we both need to think!
Have a Good night Darren.

Does that mean she's gonna TORCH my things if I Break up with her?!??

Blimey ive about 6 Lacoste polo's n god knows what else at her gaff and it's all been bagged up in a bin liner