I locked my keys in my Transit at the Leeds Music Festival last year

The AA refused to come out and help because it wasn't a car, and demanded an extra 70 quid to pay for a low loader, even though I just wanted the keys back. Anyways, whist I was arguing with the jobs worth on the phone, and RAC man turned up and asked what the problem was, so I told him. No probs he said, and went onto unlock the van for me, for free, even though I was with the AA. I paid him with a six pack instead