Hire Bruntingthorpe - 0116 247 8000,

Hire a Medic (MSS Safety Solutions 01635 817548)

Create a risk assessment doc (or pay MSS to do it)

Take out public liability insurance

Find the willing participants.

Arrange a mutually agreeable time and date for the thrash to take place

Tell us and we'll bring a photographer, and the use of our timing equipment.

Simple!