Originally Posted by jamie k

smiley face transit,
banana engine , cast block never need to check water oil etc
,lots of space for all the rubbish woman collect
big mirrors to aid painting on make up whilst on motorways etc
bull bars to aid women parking
again lots of room for teddies etc in the back
big tyres for all those 20mph kerb bumps

as the engine slackens off and looses power the shell rots off giving even mpg and power to weight for all its life and can be picked up for no more than some scrap a nice dog and the spare change in your pocket off almost any pikey , also very eco friendly as it will only take one misses to pickup all the local kids on the school run whilst the rest swan about drinking wine moaning about men ,

WIN/WIN if you ask me lol