And why dont i have any idea? did i do the engine? did i do the head and did i do the shims? ERM no i fucking didnt, i removed the engine and re fitted it and got it running but that must be a miricle as im clueless eh?

Think you will find the only bits that dont actually work properly at the moment is what ive paid experts/tuners to do, so in your opinion do none of them have a fucking idea when doing there job.