Felt a bit sorry for the Vectra owner as he only stopped as he saw the old fart hit my brother so he stopped to be a witness but my brother then hit him before being tipped on his side.

Was a spooky prang all round as one of my best mates was driving the car behind the old fart. He rushed to help and saw my brother and his girlfriend hanging by their seatbelts. "Hello, what you doing here?"