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Old 26-06-2011, 03:57 PM
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dojj
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Default i think the police are ok - today :)

went to the park with the kids this morning

then went to tesco to fill up

on the way back home i got properly dangerously overtaken by some numpty in a range rover round a blind bend (anyone who knows where yeading tesco is will know the score) who virtually ran me off the road

fuck that for a game of soldiers so i called 999

and as i was talking on the phone, the range has overtaken another car on a zebra crossing

and then another car at the next set of lights

so i'm explaining this to plod on the phone and the next thing i know, blue lights behind me chasing said range down the road (he was well gone as it was about a mile from when i called it in)

anywho, i got a call about 10 minutes later asking for a description of the vehicle and they said they'd get in touch should they need me to give a statement about the drivers dangerous driving

so i'm going to believe that they caught said scrote driving like a twat and have enough evidence to not need mine

i was in the van, the vans got handsfree before anyone complains

anyone else got any good news storys featuring the old bill today?