keep a silenced handgun in your bedroom with your keys for when they break in and a shovel and bag of lime in the shed, then upon them breaking in, kill them take them to the local woods and bury them this way you will avoid prosecution, stop the fuckers from doing it to anyone else and be able to enjoy the rest of your evening knowing you have had your justice lol

p.s i do not own a gun for all you police types that may be watching this thread
and for all you thief types watching yes i do have a gun!