I was sitting at my desk (working for a change) when an e-mail popped up. Somebody had kindly sent me the pic that's in the muppet room of a lady trying to open a beer bottle with her front bottom

It soon dawned on me that our whole team had received this e-mail. Turns out that a chap called Peter English had inadvertantly sent the picture to the whole company and not just his mate.

P45 tomorrow do we think