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1.9 xr2 on 40's
then ima bit weird, if someones got a limp one on ill tell em, 'come on do it propperly' and shit like that

when im in a an old womans bedroom lately (fitting aerials (and i have an assistant atm)) i say been a long time since you had 2 strange men in here eh!?

they do lap it up mind, just gotta be personable (real word?) if i ever meeet them again they always remember me

i only remember the fun customers
I like how you're turned a thread about handshakes into one about going twos-up on an OAP! Dirty boy!