i got a shop full of bikes btw

i had a geek of the bike world come in my shop on friday, he was a right nutter, had a new chopper, was talking about how good they was and hes rebuilding one and its totally original and then i tell him what i done 8 years ago,


took oer a cycle shop in seven sisters road as manager and seen 3 choppers hanging up in the repair rack, been there over 2 years, 1 had not even been repaied yet buit had been there 6 years


i just bought my first angle grinder 2 weeks before, guess what happened next



choppered the choopers in tiny bits , they guy called me a heartless coont , all cause i was laughing, not gonna tell him about the budgie races me and the bike team i rode with had

what a total cock he was, made me fill in the service book for a puncture repair


hes was a proper head case , he was a guy who prob had a crush on his sister when he was growing up