Used to get it so much when I had my first S2...
Worked at Sport Soccer in a retail park (North Finchley for the locals) and always had the chavvo's hung around our cars in corner, they pulled the trim off a mate Ryans Fiesta Black when it was near enough out the showroom he kicked off with the usual threats but the cunts came back, put the sunroof through on my managers MG ZR. I'd be on the door a lot so kept my eye out when I could, was good I had Clifford with remote start would scare them shitless when I saw them sat all over the bonnet or eyeing round the car... they kicked the exhaust off once but only split the hanger.
We only caught one once and the little freak pulled out a screwdriver and started spitting on himself
Horrible envious little c*nts about