picked up many a dent on cars in tescos, cunts.


Did have a great one a few months back, where i returned to my shitter of a fiesta, to find some fat mum, repetetly hit the fiestas rear door as she loaded here kids and shopping in.

I stode there and said do you mind not hiting your door on my car!

which she just looked at me and said its only a car, closed her car door and went round the other side, and got into her car.


I got into my car soo pissed off that i opened my door soo hard i actually bent it, hitting her newish vectra caving her passenger door in a fair bit opps


She just drove off.