BMW 316i. completely gutless, and actually broke down more than my rs turbo!
Owned it for 2 years, it did 3 head gaskets, a gearbox, the back lights leaked, it would chew through rear wheel bearings and tyres like there was no 2moro. Avrage service was around £300 as the HT leads were £145 with its stupid "pulse sensor" clip add on.

Its not like it even got driven hard as it was only 1.6, couldnt even light up the rear wheel's, or wheel should i say with its lack of slip diff.