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Old Apr 13, 2010 | 12:04 PM
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Kingston Upon Thames mate?

Originally Posted by dojj
i tend to drive in london a lot, and if i were a traffic policeman, i would be working 24 horus a day dishing out fines for speeding, careless driving, agresive driving, driviing without due care and attention, etc

but some of the bigest dangers to road users are them dip shit pedestrians who just walk out without looking

plenty of times they don't even turn around until you scare the fuck out of them with the horn

i remember the time when some blokewas having a conversation in the middle of the road while i was waiting to turn left, and he went on and on and on and then he got upset because i beeped him and starting going off on one

so i open the door and stepped out, extracting my 2 foot breaker bar from where it had fallen into the side of the drivers seat with me and he soon fucked off

but it's not reall worth gtting worked up about shit like this, the best times i had was when i used to drive buses and everyone would pullout in front of you to cut you up, so i'd punt them across the road, as you do

one time when a woman pulled out in front of me as i was driving along and i took the front of her car off, absolutly THE biggest black man i've seen (at the time anyway) got out of teh passenger seat and i thought to myself "oh dear", but he was sweet about it as there was no way i could have stopped and it was her fault, but no one was hurt so it was all cool

or the lady who was driving her sons car and drove it into the side of the bus and then said "it's your fault, i've never had an accident in 30 years of driving"

"well my dear, you have now"

there was a bus lane i was in, she was on the right of the bus going the same way, and she wanted to turn into the left turn that my bus was curently occupiying, and yet she didn't see the bus and drove into the back wheel

38 accidents in 36 months, one was my fault when i reveresed the bus into one of the bollards in kingston bus station and one went down to a 50-50 when i hit the side of a brand new car some old chap had just driven off the forecourt about 20 feet down the road

but i also advocate the use of all available lanes when going into roadworks and restrictions rather than just sitting in one long queue of never moving traffic and if everyone merges inturn i don't see why there are so many holdups

especially when you get lorry drivers who think they are being "fair" by driving side by side while all the way down the road you can see there is just one lane of traffic for the next 5 miles, they ain't being fair, they are just being cunts
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