My grandad is as old as the hills and has decided he wants to get involved with the world wide web and computers etc, which is pretty cool considering his age. However, the stuff he comes out with is priceless, he calls google 'doodle', floppy disks are 'sloppy disks', he goes on about reading someones 'blob' rather than their blog, you have to be there but it's funny when he just comes out with it and has no incling he's getting it wrong