Hahhaha i've done that, if a date is going drasticly bad, i make excuses, head to the mens room and then text someone to phone me with some rediculous excuse..

"sorry, my mate's car has broken down on the fast lane of the M25 - i need to go rescue him"

my drasticly bad, i mean like.. sitting there in absolute silence, 1 word answers etc..

"so, you're a *insert career*"

"yeah"

"do you enjoy it?"

"yeah"

"do you want some more wine?"

"yeah"

"excuse me for a couple of mins"

Text..

"its bullshit time, get me the fuck out of here"



I can be nasty to blokes about things, but for some reason i just can't tell women that they are boring / dull / what-ever, it makes me feel guilty