I say we throw all the Scots onto the Isle of Man. We can then recreate a Jurassic Park style enviroment. I suggest a clear out of food prior to the move in order to create an every man for himself situation.

We can then sell tickets to the Americans, they love seeing stuff like that.

The Welsh can all be moved to the Isle of Wight so that when Londoners want to visit one of these parks they don't feel as if they are mingling too much with the rest of the UK. After all we don't want our posh and cockney troopers feeling vulnerable, bless 'em.