im not trying to dis harten ya but if they want it there just going to put a scarf and a cap on there heads buy some big f off dogs and let them run about ur garden if u have driveway gates padalock em and let the dogs play in the garden. i have 2 dogue de bordeauxs trust me it works lol ps dogue de bordeauxs is the same type of dog from the turner and hooch movie