Originally Posted by Rick Astley

Your sense of humour has taken a turn for the worse, you don't have one.

What exactly gives you the right to call me a wanker? Can you not take a jestful comment? Your may well be up for a laugh but clearly you don't understand my level of wit! Which is not intended to offend you. If I wanted to offend you I'd stoop to your level and start throwing swear words and derogatory terms around.

Stop taking life so personally!

P.S It was me in the car and I threw a book of jokes at your van, sorry about the dents. I thought it was a paperback not a hardback.