not mine but hey...

went to my mates do at a hotel at the NEC last night.. we got there early doors so we could have a swim.

Got down the pool and endured his ex for 45 mins then the 2 fit office bints walk in and shout over We've been trying to ring you Gary.. his ex disapears- SAFE!

Anyway turns out the fit office bints have been on the pop and are now a little merry.. in the swimming pool/sauna/jacuzzi/steam room and are more than happy to get there tits out and take there bottoms off- have us throw em across the pool and go after them.

Now I think thats good... the one stayed at the party for about 30 mins and then fucked off.. PISSED UP