Indeed I am stumped, I have attemped and failed to come down to your level, I have tried to make my replies idiotproof but you have proved to be a bigger idiots than I bargained for.

Im genuinely amazed to have encountered someone as stupid as you are TBH mate, not just in this topic but in every topic you post in.

I have no excuse for being thick, and nor do I need one, as Im not thick in the first place.
Given that you do at least appear to realise that you are thick, perhaps you should refrain from trying to participate quite so much in discussions that are clearly above your head?