Northwales isnt really local enough to me for me to pop over, but if you want some phone support that is no problem at all mate.
No pizza thanks though, im on a diet.

Not after ANY form of payment for helping anyone, I had a lot of help from an extremely talented engine builder and tuner about a decade ago, literally hundreds of hours of his time, when I was first learning, (and for that matter plenty of very informative discussions with the likes of Stu@MSD or Mark@MAD etc), and I am quite happy to repay the favour for a few people by passing help on too, that is what we are all on forums and in clubs etc in the first place for isnt it, to help each other out?

I cant claim to be the worlds greatest mapper, but im a very good teacher and am quite happy to pass on the basics that I do know, Ive certainly managed to map quite a few cars now without a problem so Im sure I know enough to be useful to a beginner even though I wouldnt claim to be any sort of authority on the subject compared to someone like Mark Shead or Stu Sanderson etc.