Car parks.... why do people insist on parking right next to you and getting out of the car and banging the door in to yours?

I don;t normally give a shit were I park in the run about, but today (as I would normally do in the rs) parked in a wide open space (2 spaces either side) sum fookin old numpty decides they are gunna park right next to me

I was just turnin the stereo off, getting phone etc, looked across could see they were just about to get out, so i wait and let them get out, and *bang* you fookin idiot

I said to her "yea, thanks for that...." although my window was done up I know she heard me and quickly coughed to pretend she was none the wiser, sill old coont. Anyway, I don't give a shit they hit my door, as it is my run about i couldn't give two fu%ks if it dented my door (which it didn't) but that aint the point, if it had of been in my rs, I would have promptly gave her a mouthful and booted her fuŁking door as hard as I could
Anyway, I think she knew I was gunna do something to her car (shitter anyway) and she went to her boot and waited, I then got out as I do (bearing in mind I dont give a sit if I hit my door, but still make the effort to get out and
not hit other peoples doors
Went in to Tescos, did what I had to do (quickly) must have been 5 mins, got outside, (remembering what she looked like etc) and I could see her already walking back to her car (gutted

) cos I had planned to open my door so fuckin hard on to her door it would have been a right ol dent, bitch would have deserved it for ignoring the fact she had done it ( i wouldn't have minded if she said sorry and knew what she had done, which she blatently did)
Anyway....rant over...