Not being funny mate, there are tons of people out of work with better C.V's than you. country is on its arse. Look abroad

or take anything you can get
Without a doubt there are, I'm well aware of the state of this place.
I cant get abroad though due to my other commitments and all i need is something to give me hours and a rate for a few months, i just wondered if anyone was doing anything reasonably fruitful with decent hours i could try.
No drugs, lots of pensioners around where i live and they get them free and I'm not hard enough nor do I have enough big mates to go around robbing them and as for doctor.....lol
Should have been an MP!