i've been playing guitar hero and thinking that i might take up the real guitar, but having seen you i don't think there's any point as my sausage fingers could never move that quickly with that much coordination

and thanks for making me waste hours watching youtube videos

sorry mate, but i prefer watching this person play

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=...63&view=videos

although it's clearly a bloke pretending to be a bird - look at the hands